Jornal de yfritz, 27 out 21

Should have bought firewood. A bubba sold me a CAT flashlight with magnet😂🔦🧲 I don’t want to go home. 

I can just picture it from your description yfritz. Even from my rainy, dark town in England. . . 

I dated a bubba way back when. fun dude. 

Beautifully described 👍🏻❤️ 

Marge… I’m so sleepy. Can’t make it home. I just stopped at an obscure, shady eatery in a godforsaken place off the interstate. I have no clue where I am. A bunch of semis (freight trucks) outside… it means there is good coffee☕️ and real grits with real butter. Welcome to 🇺🇸  

Kat! Give me his number📞 

Jamie I’m so sleepy stay with me 

Katsolo 😂😂😂 

Yfritz sounds great 👍 

Kay please… not great at all😂 I’m so tired. Let me see what’s inside this shady place. Maybe some gruff bubba would smoke with me, I’m so sleepy. 

Live broadcasting ladies… truckers are taking shower🚿🛀🏽 yfritz must smoke alone. Coffee is decent☕️ Will be hitting the interstate shortly🛣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 

Now I'm worried about you driving while sleepy😯😟😴  

CrystalJo that’s why I’m taking a break darlin. I’m an experienced road warrior, no worries✌🏼 

Murf… I see you weigh 200 lbs again what’s wrong with you 

Love the Speed Gang update on that pump. Lol I was sorting through stuff this morning and found an old Suica card and made me thing of you. Ready to jump the Sakura line and get some cold soba noodle with fresh grated wasabi on shark skin road warrior? You may not be tiger mama but you got shark 😉 

Think 

Careful Fritz, I fell asleep at the wheel and rear-ended a car earlier this year. Fortunately, I was approaching a light and was going very slow, but I had just exited the freeway where I was driving 70 mph. It happened in an instant, I was awake & then I wasn't. 

Spark… I still have a pasmo card, fully charged, I used it when visiting my dying mother at St Luke Hospital. I stayed with her every single night. I have no use for the card anymore. Do you want it? My hope for relocating to Japan has been destroyed forever, fml.  

Shir, oh no, is that why your leg is messed up?😱😱😱 no worries, I’m always driving, quite experienced and indestructible. Nobody in my real life worries about me as much as you just did for me😂😂 Thank you for the kind words, I’m just finishing my coffee and I’ll be good to go. 

$3.22/gal... it's at least 5 bucks here.