Jornal de yfritz, 18 jun 22

yfritz, I have looked everywhere for my old profile pic and I can't find it. I will keep looking cause I miss it too. The new one is less inviting, more business like. 

Love this picture yfritz 💙 I love swimming in the sea, even though it is grey and muddy near me. Your North Carolina ocean looks very lovely 😍 🌊 

Beautiful, both words and image. I used to love swimming in the ocean, well it was still close to the shore, but passed the breaking waves. Stopped when the babies came. I figured they needed a mama, more than I needed to swim with the pelicans. 💙 

GOOGLE says 1000 kg. I love Google— instant satisfaction for curious minds. Now I will do the math for myself, just for fun. I also love math 

Fritz, I believe I was in my last life. 

Lovely. Myrtle Beach, SC is where we live. 

I had a teacher in elementary school whose favorite food was durian. I remember the description she shared with us from a poet who said eating durian is like eating limburger cheese over the London sewer.  

Tim, all I know is that few people can stand against that moving water. At least I fessed up Tim. I’m not sure my math ability could have gone that far to figure it out. 

Ginome your durian was tiny! What do you mean you didn’t finish it? It was your birthday present, I insist you eat it. Your son would understand. You and your son must be very close… Happy Father’s Day🌻 

Fritzy, my namesake friend💕 I waited for pelicans… maybe next time, just for you 

CJ, patches of sunshine? PATCHES??😱 I can’t imagine, I’m a tropical child. I get super despondent during springtime🪦💀⚰️ 

Anne😱 what do you mean you can’t find it? The photo was a masterpiece! Has a search party been organized yet? 

Marge, I saw your lake swim photo, your sweet dog was with you. My dog was an overprotective German shepherd and he always got very upset when I swam. He’d try to bring me back to the shore… Once I swam very far, he gave up on me, and he sulked and refused to talk to me for awhile😂 

Becca, those words are not really by me, I borrowed them from Rimbaud (you probably figured it out right away). I respect your maternal inclination very much. Sadly mine never fully developed, I was rather a selfish mother. 

Kenna, I have math homework for you. Please calculate the calories burned for the following scenarios: (a) yfritz swam 90 min in 1,000kg sea water (b) yfritz embarked on her first mountain biking, got lost, almost fell (multiple times), cried a bit, sweated a lot, finally found her way after 60 min  

Shirfleur, I think you were a mermaid🧜‍♀️ 

HCB, people here in Wilmington drive all the way to go to Myrtle Beach, while there are perfectly fine beaches in their backyard. I must investigate why. 

John, I now must surrender my Asian card, as I can no longer conceal the fact I have never tried durians. I think it’s sweet that you remember a poem cited by your elementary school teacher. I tend to love little things like that about people. 

yfritz 925 ish total. 

Hey Tim, I was in Leland today👋 Happy Father’s Day! I gave Kenna math homework to do, please help her out😂