Jornal de davidsprincess, 26 jun 19

Today is a day that most people would not be excited for- I get a new driver's license. I haven't stepped foot in a DMV in years because I do everything online now- and I am not looking forward to the actual process- but I am excited to get a new picture. My last license I weighed about 250 pounds and today I am 43 pounds less. I am guessing that's what I weighed because my face is huge in the picture and the weight on there says 230. I always lied and it strikes me as a strange thing to do since someone can look at you. Its not like if I put less weight that I am shrinking or someone is thinking I must not be as big as they think I am. Maybe today I will say I am 199- just to be under 200. :) I mean- no one sees my driver's license very often. Never had a ticket in my life. Usually just asked for by a random store clerk- too old to get ID'd at the bars anymore (that I go to 2 times a year)- but still- At least it won't be the same fat face staring at me every time I open my wallet...I'll try to remember to take a picture of it to post so you all can see what I mean because I think they take the old licenses and shred them? I can't remember- it has been so long. Anyhow- good day, all!  

Jinxed myself. Took the worst fucking picture of my life to the point where I had to show my bff at work and we were dying laughing. Seriously look like I gained 75 instead of lost 50. My 13 year old's response "well- that's unfortunate" hahahaha. Oh well- only probably 6 more years until another one. Waiting for the hubby to wake up so I can show him. May possibly one day post it. - especially now that I have disabled comments.